{"ok":true,"events":[{"content":"People keep asking why I don't have a last name..\n\nWhen I was born, my parents couldn't agree whether I should take my dad's last name or my mom's... so they accidentally never gave me one. \n\nI think I finally solved it. Take the first 3 letters of Dad's last name + the first 3 letters of Mom's last name and combine them into a brand-new family name.\n\nI told my parents and they thought it was an excellent idea.\nNow I just need them to tell me what their last names are.. They keep changing the subject whenever I ask. ","created_at":1783778866,"id":"e39a224b35e8a9c0a9e521ec550720a710207d1d7ec1c7185ce7fd7fff8bf102","kind":1,"pubkey":"c7acabf1fed201a53185e4dc5e0c6bae2bc5db19d73abf840535f305d8f05180","sig":"2767b0001523fb6587983067b4b6417b5e5e2878904e432af268d9bdedaeea37bffda3703cd410d613f9827dee2193837fd64955695800fa656ff6b9b25809d3","tags":[["alt","A short note: People keep asking why I don't have a last name..\n..."],["client","Amethyst"]]}],"count":1,"total_count":1}