People keep asking why I don't have a last name..

When I was born, my parents couldn't agree whether I should take my dad's last name or my mom's... so they accidentally never gave me one.

I think I finally solved it. Take the first 3 letters of Dad's last name + the first 3 letters of Mom's last name and combine them into a brand-new family name.

I told my parents and they thought it was an excellent idea.

Now I just need them to tell me what their last names are.. They keep changing the subject whenever I ask.